George Carlin quote

“Phew! That’s not even one of my farts! I told you, I’ve got four farts. My Heineken fart, my broccoli fart, my rice-pudding fart and my dairy-cream fart. And the fart I’m smellin’ right now is definitely not one of mine. It must be one of Milford Crabtree's. I'd know his farts anywhere.”—the late, great George Carlin,

Crabtree Quote Nº 18

"Patents are a virtue"

Elvis

Milford's twin brother, Elvis, was spotted recently at Stringfellows. Takes all sorts!

Crabtree Quote Nº 17

"God is a concept by which we measure our drains"

Crabtree Quote Nº 16

"Masturbation is the sincerest form of flattery"

Crabtree Quote Nº 15

“A nod’s as good as a wink to an auctioneer.”

Crabtree Quote Nº 14

"Cleavage makes the heart grow fonder."