10 January, 2007

Schooldays

We’ve had a communication from one of Milford’s old school friends:

I was at school with Milford Crabtree. Ugly bleeder. Always breaking wind due to being a big fan of the old baked bean. He came unstuck though one day early on in his school life. It was in the days when we were still wearing short trousers; he came up to a group of us and did the loudest fart that we’d ever heard. Result, he shat himself. We all laughed but Milford burst into tears. He wandered round and round the playground crying as the diarrhoea ran slowly down his leg. Don’t expect he’d like to be reminded of it now.” - Doris Newbold

Thanks Doris for sharing that with us.

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