Our thanks to Giles Sloth for his e-mail:
"I've just seen Milford Crabtree on the front at Clacton. At first I thought it might have been Lobby Ludd and I was all ready to claim my five pounds, but as I got nearer I noticed it was Milford. He was violently scratching in the wedding tackle area. Betty Swollocks most likely."
That sounds like our Milford. Thanks Giles.