25 April, 2007

Milford Crabtree seen dancing on the Moon with Elvis Prestley

We're currently in a bidding war with the Sunday Sport for Sadie Bains' kiss and tell story. Sadie is an ex-girlfriend of Milford's. If we don't win, as we suspect, then we'll just make something up !

16 April, 2007

Stigged

Some say his farts are like the Mistral,
some say he can pull his foreskin over his head.
Who knows ?
All we know is he's called Milford Crabtree.