11 September, 2008

30 July, 2008

Stiegl Lincolnwood

Stiegl Lincolnwood, an illustrious member of the Sealed Knot, an Estate Agent of repute, and friend of Milford Crabtree’s has been seen walking out arm in arm with Milford’s erstwhile Russian girlfriend. Cheeky Stiegl!

26 July, 2008

New position for Milford

It's just been announced that Milford Crabtree has been elected honorary chairman of the British Masturbation Academy.

Congratulations Milford!

18 July, 2008

Crabtree Quote Nº 12

“If you stare at the Abbess long enough she’ll stare back at you.”

31 January, 2008

Norman Guzwang has died

Milford's old friend and mucker Norman Guzwang has passed away.

I think Milford Crabtree summed him up best when he said, "A generous man, giving of so many things. Always ready to cadge a drink, or a favour. I shall miss him from the heart of my bottom."

RIP Norman.