26 October, 2009

George Carlin quote

“Phew! That’s not even one of my farts! I told you, I’ve got four farts. My Heineken fart, my broccoli fart, my rice-pudding fart and my dairy-cream fart. And the fart I’m smellin’ right now is definitely not one of mine. It must be one of Milford Crabtree's. I'd know his farts anywhere.”—the late, great George Carlin,

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